Sunday, March 23, 2008

Top 5 Worst Video game Characters.

If you ask a Random a person on the street "Who is Mario?", more then likely they will reply "He's the Mascot of Nintendo."
Now if you asked that same person "Who is Tingle?", he will either shrug or shoot you.

Heres a list of the Top 5 Worst Video game Characters.



#5 Pac-Man



Pac-Man was a hit and lead the video game world into what it is today, so why is he number 5 on out list?

Pac-Man was truly a one-hit won
der, simply grab the pills and avoid ghost.
Simple yet addicting. But Pac-Mans latest games such as "Pac-Man Fever" have been horrible, decent at best.
Pac-Man has ran its course, and its now time for him to retire, and try to stop that horrible pill addiction.

#4 Tingle



Oh come on, you knew this was coming.
The Zelda series as always been amazing with the exception of the CD-i crap.

Though, when the game has its faults, its usually unforgivable.
Tingle is no exception, he was annoying, and ugly.
Nintendo was aware that he wasn't very likable, so there was only one thing Nintendo could do!
...Release a game built completely around Tingle for the DS.
Good job hitting the problem at the root!


#3 Mr. Resetti





So you're playing Animal Crossing, and then *BOOM*, you lose your favorite chair you were carrying in your inventory. So, like the cheater you are, you restart.
Smooth move buddy, now you have to listen to an unskippable, 15 minute long rant on why resetting is bad.
Around 7 minute through the rant, you go nuts.
So you restart again! *tsk tsk*, it just isn't your lucky day.
He's furious, and he know makes you type fake crap on how you love him and hate resetting.
Then, once your done and have had your 3 years of therapy afterwards. You feel lost and betrayed knowing resetting is basically disabled.



2# Duck Hunt Dog




If you've played Duck Hunt, you've tried to shoot the dog.

Man's best friend, yes. It would seem so.
Then, by mistake, you miss the ducks.

He then comes up and laughs at you... mocking you.
You then realize that your life is a lie, you can't even hit the darn ducks.
So you pull at your shotgun, aim at the dog, pull the trigger!!!... and nothing!
There is no way to kill him, he's immune to any sort of gunshot, then you turn off the game and cry, not even therapy can fix all the damage that stupid dog has caused to you.

#1 Navi



HEY! HEY! LISTEN!
LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! SHUT UP!

Why must the number 1 rated video game have the darn fairy in it?
When she/he/demon/it joins you in the beginning, you think its all fun and games.
She seems helpful, nice, useful, and pretty cool, especially since everyone in the beginning tells you how awesome a fairy is.
Then, things turn sour. Its all NAG, NAG, NAG!
Its worse then a bad marriage, and you can turn this off!
It wouldn't be nearly as bad if she didn't bug you every freaking second, or at least had a decent reason.