Sunday, March 23, 2008

Top 5 Worst Video game Characters.

If you ask a Random a person on the street "Who is Mario?", more then likely they will reply "He's the Mascot of Nintendo."
Now if you asked that same person "Who is Tingle?", he will either shrug or shoot you.

Heres a list of the Top 5 Worst Video game Characters.



#5 Pac-Man



Pac-Man was a hit and lead the video game world into what it is today, so why is he number 5 on out list?

Pac-Man was truly a one-hit won
der, simply grab the pills and avoid ghost.
Simple yet addicting. But Pac-Mans latest games such as "Pac-Man Fever" have been horrible, decent at best.
Pac-Man has ran its course, and its now time for him to retire, and try to stop that horrible pill addiction.

#4 Tingle



Oh come on, you knew this was coming.
The Zelda series as always been amazing with the exception of the CD-i crap.

Though, when the game has its faults, its usually unforgivable.
Tingle is no exception, he was annoying, and ugly.
Nintendo was aware that he wasn't very likable, so there was only one thing Nintendo could do!
...Release a game built completely around Tingle for the DS.
Good job hitting the problem at the root!


#3 Mr. Resetti





So you're playing Animal Crossing, and then *BOOM*, you lose your favorite chair you were carrying in your inventory. So, like the cheater you are, you restart.
Smooth move buddy, now you have to listen to an unskippable, 15 minute long rant on why resetting is bad.
Around 7 minute through the rant, you go nuts.
So you restart again! *tsk tsk*, it just isn't your lucky day.
He's furious, and he know makes you type fake crap on how you love him and hate resetting.
Then, once your done and have had your 3 years of therapy afterwards. You feel lost and betrayed knowing resetting is basically disabled.



2# Duck Hunt Dog




If you've played Duck Hunt, you've tried to shoot the dog.

Man's best friend, yes. It would seem so.
Then, by mistake, you miss the ducks.

He then comes up and laughs at you... mocking you.
You then realize that your life is a lie, you can't even hit the darn ducks.
So you pull at your shotgun, aim at the dog, pull the trigger!!!... and nothing!
There is no way to kill him, he's immune to any sort of gunshot, then you turn off the game and cry, not even therapy can fix all the damage that stupid dog has caused to you.

#1 Navi



HEY! HEY! LISTEN!
LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! SHUT UP!

Why must the number 1 rated video game have the darn fairy in it?
When she/he/demon/it joins you in the beginning, you think its all fun and games.
She seems helpful, nice, useful, and pretty cool, especially since everyone in the beginning tells you how awesome a fairy is.
Then, things turn sour. Its all NAG, NAG, NAG!
Its worse then a bad marriage, and you can turn this off!
It wouldn't be nearly as bad if she didn't bug you every freaking second, or at least had a decent reason.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Wii sales break 5 million in america

The Wii has sold over 5 million Wii's in the USA alone.

More here

Friday, October 5, 2007

Halo DS Conflicts


This is Halo DS


And that is Golden Eye DS

I'm not sure what to think, they look the same, but I'm not so sure yet...

New Super Mario Galaxy Gameplay videos





Via:Gametrailers.com

Smash Bros. Brawl - Update


I will announce this right here, right now. In Adventure Mode: The Subspace Emissary, you can also play with two players simultaneously!

More info here!

Thursday, October 4, 2007

New Burnout Paradise Tralier Released



Nice looking game for the xBox 360, I'll be getting an xBox just for this.

MySims Review

-Short Review
MySims is a Sim/Animal Crossing mix.
When you first get the game you may first notice the o-so thin booklet,
mostly because the game play is a bit shallow, and theres not much to the game.
You start out in a run-down town, which you must build up.
And after that you repeat everything in the game.
After that you move people in, build they're homes, and furniture.
Theres not much to it, this game is a solid rental, to some people, a good buy.

New songs for Guitar Hero III

A new list of songs for the well anticipated game "Guitar Hero III" has just been reveled by Activision

---===Most Recently Added Tracks to Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock===---

  • Same Old Song and Dance (by Aerosmith)
  • Helicopter (by Bloc Party)
  • Stricken (by Disturbed)
  • Monsters (by Matchbook Romance)
  • Before I Forget (by Slipknot)
  • Kool Thing (by Sonic Youth)
  • When You Were Young (by The Killers)
  • Devil Went Down to Georgia (as made famous by Charlie Daniels Band)
  • Sunshine of Your Love (as made famous by Cream)
  • Holiday in Cambodia (as made famous by Dead Kennedys)
  • Cliffs of Dover (as made famous by Eric Johnson)
  • Hit Me with Your Best Shot (as made famous by Pat Benetar)
  • Black Magic Woman (as made famous by Santana)
  • Story of My Life (as made famous by Social Distortion)
  • Pride and Joy (as made famous by Stevie Ray Vaughn)
  • The Seeker (as made famous by The Who)
  • Black Sunshine (as made famous by White Zombie)
Rock, rock on!

Smash Bros. Brawl - Update

Shielding & Dodging


Once you know how to attack, the next thing you
have to think about is avoiding enemy attacks.
That’s where the shield button comes in handy.

More here!

Fox: Final Smash




It’s the brute tank of Team Star Fox—
the Landmaster. Surely he wouldn’t bring
that thing out?!

More here!